Once upon a time I was sitting in my room (NO, it is not a castle…. it’s a mansion or an estate), reading a good book. I was distracted by a really loud bang that was coming from outside my window. “Is it really the fourth of July already?!” I thought. The moment I realized it was mid-May, I ran to my window, only to find my window covered with blue paint. I ran through my solid-oak doors, and repeatedly pushed the down button. Once I ran into the elevator and ran out the solid silver elevator doors, and through the solid gold front doors, my mother was already dead. It turns out that my mother and Jessica Simpson Jackson (my future Stepmother) started out playing an innocent game of paintball, when Luminda took out a real Gun and shot my mother with it. Since Luminda was filthy rich, she hired a famous lawyer to cover her up, and my father, as well as the rest of the world, never found out about it. You’re probably wondering how I find out. I just happened to overhear Madeline and Melvah (Luminda’s two daughters from previous marriages) talking about it in their bedroom.

            “Like, Oh My Gosh. Like, they actually like, believed that lawyer!” squeaked Melvah,”It was like he hypnotized the jury or like blackmailed them. Who knows…it like doesn’t matter anyway because we like won the case!”

            “If you didn’t know, that bravura mother of ours paid the jury to say she was innocent. I have to admit, it was very clever of her to do that. No wonder I am so smart. I inherited all her genes, while you inherited our Father’s”, bragged Madeline

            “But she wasted all that money paying the jury. She could have spent it on me!!”, whined Melvah.

 “She will receive the money she paid the jury with back along with even more, since she will be marrying that filthy rich Father of Mandy’s. The only downfall to her arrangement is that Mandy is going to be our sister! Maybe mother is not as smart as I assumed! What are we going to with Melvah?!”, carped Madeline.

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